The Fly Lights were Bright at the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art in NYC.
Let The Fly-Lights Begin…
Rae: ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS. She just shut this ish down.
Gabriel: I have to give it to her stylist. She knows her ‘ish! Wow. (applause)
Rae: I don’t know what’s worse-his charm chain, the diamond encrusted flats, or looking like Valedictorian of Flight School. Smh
Gabe: Oh, Andre….I need you to get it together and please return the curtain drapes you stole.
Rae: Madonna is to old for these types of shenanigans. She looks like the Swine Flu…
Gabe: She looks like the Statue of Liberty with the Swine Flu.
Rae: Amber’s still around? Nice dress, she looks like a wax figure. Yeezy, how could you be so sockless?
Gabe: Not bad Amber! Kanye, I hope your used shea butter on those ankles homie. Me no likey.
Rae: Beautiful Ci Ci. I absolutely luv it.
Gabe: Ciara gave everyone a Fantasy Ride in that dress! Oowwwwww!!! She can get it!
Pick up Fantasy Ride today, May 5t!! (shameless plug)
Rae: Hmmmmm, I don’t hate the dress. I actually like it, and the cuff. I’m glad her baby hair is on vacation but the hair is a FAIL. Looks like a Mohawk.
Gabe: Dear Tyra, gurl you look good but the hair…please remove that braided crustacean off of your head. Thanks.
Rae: It would have been a good look if she pulled her hair back. She looks like Wonder Woman…
Gabe: I heard Bey was supposed to play the next Wonder Woman but they should reconsider and go with Katy.