If There’s one thing I HATE about New YORKERs and The MTA it’s THIS!
LET ME GET OFF THE TRAIN BEFORE YOU GET ON!!!!!
As soon as the doors open it’s like a green light for folks to get on board! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve clotheslined people who are trying to climb up my Chest to get on the train. Earth to Moron, Earth to Moron! The train won’t actually MOVE until you get on it!
One Day I was in a great mood, Ipod was blasting Jay Z, I’m feeling great – doing that ipod two step that we all do… It’s my stop, I ‘m at the door ready to exit…
The Doors Open and this woman who’s eating cotton candy comes on head first and gets her Blue cotton candy all over my white Tee…. ‘Ohh Sorry’
I snatched that cotton candy quicker than The Dream’s Marriage and launched it off the train (YES, I was mad and Rae Rae came out)!
Then she turns to me and says’ “You could have just said excuse me!”.
It’s Friday! Let’s talk Peeves People!