Hi, My Name Is Joy, And I’m A Weave-A-Holic”

In a recent blog for Essence Magazine , actress Joy Bryant explains why she will forever be a weaveaholic.

I thought this was hilarious and I commend Joy for being very honest about her weave addiction. (sounds like a drug right?) LMAO.

She is indeed a beautiful woman, and there is nothing wrong with inhancing your look.

Check out her rant after the jump….

“Even if I DID have your “real” hair, I’d still be wearing a few tracks or clip-ons up in there. Why? Because I’m straight weave fo life, kid!!! Ima ride ride wit this weave, die die with this weave!!
 
Let me break it down for you:
 
See, I loooooove taking new hair out of the bag, combing through it with my fingers, holding it up with my two hands, and burying my face in it. Mmmm, mmmm, mmm! Nothing like a new batch of zig-zag curly to get your self esteem out of the dumps!
 
I feel sexy. I feel powerful. It makes me feel…it makes me feel…it makes feel like a natural woman!!! I can be whatever, whoever I want to be with the stroke of a sewing needle…
 
And now that I got blond highlights! What!? I know I look like Beyonce! You can’t tell me nothing!
 
And then I looked up from my computer, and caught a glimpse in the mirror of my head minus the long weavy locks. I looked crazy! Awww hell naw! I looked over at the new batch of hair sitting off to the side waiting to join forces with me. Damnit, I’m trapped, I thought to myself. I can’t let it go. I am powerless over it. Just when I think I’m done, it pulls me back in!
 
Now I guess I can get help for my self-loathing addiction. I can learn to accept myself in my entirety. I can emancipate myself from that which keeps me locked-up. I can embrace the natural state of things.
 
Hi, my name is Joy, and I’m a weave-a-holic”

Your Thoughts?

-Stay Fly!


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9 responses to “Hi, My Name Is Joy, And I’m A Weave-A-Holic””

  1. Slim Avatar

    Hi, I am Slim and I approve this message.

    I mean I rock a weave because I went and cut my hair off last year so I’m in the process growing it back but if Joy loves the weave because it makes her feel confident and fly then by all means girl you rock that weave! *raises my pack of deep wave 1B human hair*

  2. SwagGirlChee Avatar
    SwagGirlChee

    I seen this on twitter- but I ddn’t read the atricle… HILARIOUS!! i love it! her new wavy weave is popping- i forgot where I seen a pic, but looved it on her!!! Rock your weave girl!

  3. Dobe Avatar
    Dobe

    This is HILARIOUS! I didn’t even think she was this funny!
    Nothing wrong with some weave… she breaks it down to a T!

    P.S. Can’t wait for the release of Chris Rock’s documentary!

  4. BelizeanCutie84 Avatar
    BelizeanCutie84

    HAHHAHA theres nothing wrong with a few tracks here and there. Its called versatility. Sheesh!!

  5. Staci Avatar

    You gotta love Joy for admitting her addiction to weave! She’s hilarious!

  6. Becca Avatar
    Becca

    This was oh so comical and i love how she pointed tyra out…we alllll kno that wasn’t tyra’s slick back wet hair in that photo…AND IT’S OBVIOUSLY PERMED! joy is gorgeous with or without the weave…who said beauty cant be enhanced?!

  7. RICHIERob..$ Avatar

    ok so joy is a weave aholic but yet her hair never looks good thou!!!!!

  8. Shaunie Avatar
    Shaunie

    Hilarious!

    I love how black people (lately) aren’t afraid to put it [the obsession w/ weave & relaxers] out there, and can laugh at it too!

    Like Chris Rock’s documentary “Good Hair”… I can’t wait until it comes out in theaters!!!

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