THE BIG BIG BANG!!! THE REASON I’M ALIVE!!!
It’s been a long, hot summer, but the heat from Mob Wives will make us feel like we’re back in July!
Renee is about to get the body she always wanted! As she states all it’ll take is “a nice body, a hot little ass” and she’s all set. All she wants is the fat to be sucked out, and the fat to be redistributed into her butt [not a hard task, at all]
In true Renee fashion, her anxiety begins to kick in and she starts to second guess the surgery. She thinks about Kanye West’s mother Donda West and how her complications from surgery resulted in death. Usually watching someone experiencing pain, and experiencing pain yourself is two different emotions, but watching Renee go through this pain makes you feel uneasy!
Renee stated that she was in an uncomfortable position and she wanted to get herself in a comfortable position. While doing so, she accidentally ripped her stitches open. Two weeks later, Renee is under house arrest [nothing illegal, she's just in severe pain]. Her “true” friends Drita and Karen have been in contact with her but Carla hasn’t spoken to Renee since the morning of her surgery.
“Carla’s lack of support has shown me that she has no respect for me as a friend. All I have to say is f— you, Carla.”
Renee reveals that she’s been suffering from depression for the last 20 years, and her depression has reached a new peak. “I should have just went to the gym”. Really Renee?
Well, Renee decides to see a new psychiatrist and she gives him a rundown of the whole situation.
But her sadness comes in layers. It’s also due to the fact that her relationship with Carla is falling apart, and almost seems non-existent. After hearing what Renee would do to Carla if she got her hands on her, Doc advises Renee to just avoid her.
Drita’s divorce from Lee isn’t final, [far from final] but her main focus seems to be her children, and starting over.
“I married someone who believes in deny till you die,” Lee isn’t admitting to those hussies he slept with. Regardless of the truth, Drita has her own truth, and she’s playing by her own rules in her own game! Drita is tough as nails, tough Albanian nails, but she’s TERRIFIED on going on a date! However, when it comes to playing the field, Drita is scared to death of going on a date. “Listen, I’m not scared of anything, I don’t fear ten people with bats coming at me, but I think I’m scared s—less to go on a date.” So what do you do when you’re unable to channel your anger?
Take boxing lessons!
Even the boxing instructor is scared of Drita’s punches? She’s taking out her anger on all the incidents of Staten Island who have pissed her off! After her sweaty gym session, she takes poolside with Carla for martinis, and says she’d like to repair her relationships with Karen and lead a better example as a mother.
Personally, Carla is single, no husband, no boyfriend, NOTHING! She would admit that her ex-husband Joe is a “good looking bastard” but for now, she wouldn’t reunite with him. For now, that is. Unfortunately, for Carla, Renee’s complicated surgery and their monomial to none communication to Carla, is putting a loud [on Renee's part] strain on their relationship.
“If I would have known that she was in really bad shape, I probably would have called her.”
Karen and Renee are still close and she visits her to show her support in her time of pain. After Renee reveals that she’s depressed, she hates the results of her surgery, and since Renee was in between therapists, Karen takes on the role of temporary shrink. But Karen’s still dealing with her own issues, namely, Drita. Drita sent her a text as a gesture of goodwill, but Karen is just kind of over it. “I know these messages mean nothing, it’s just Drita being phony all over again,” Karen says. “I feel like the b—h tried to hurt me, and to be honest, I want to hurt her,” Karen ominously intones.
Well, who’s hurting who?
Ramona is Karen’s close friend since childhood (they call one another “cousin”). If someone has been my close friend since childhood, I’m not going to refer to them as “my cousin” but my “brother, or sister” and she is PRO-KAREN in the mob wife brawl of the century. Ramona has heard rumors that Drita has told people that she “put Karen in the hospital” after their fight and she’s been livid ever since.
Usually when people hear rumors, they’ve usually started the rumor, and they’re just playing the sideline until the momentum begins to build. Ramona is the Yandy of “Mob Wives”
Big Ang has known all of the women for years and, it would seem, has no loyalty to one group over another. She is an equal opportunity mob wife. She’s MOB WIFE certified!
Renee decides to bring everyone together for a celebration of life party, because she’s still alive.EVERYONE is invited, except for me [I don't know Renee personally, but if we did, I'm more than sure I would be there] and Carla. When Renee calls Drita, Drita agrees that inviting Carla is not the best idea, and she later meets up with Carla to tell her the party is happening but that Renee doesn’t want her there. “Why doesn’t she call me? What is she, twelve?” Carla asks. “She’s a f—in’ bi-polar b—ch. One minute she likes you, one minute she don’t.”
Carla says she wouldn’t have gone to Renee’s stupid party anyway (who’s twelve again in this scenario?) and that their issues are better left for another day.
When Renee spoke to Drita about the party, Drita also mentioned that she’s anxious to see Karen and tells Renee she’s been wanting to have a chat with her. Renee bluntly tells her, “I would prefer that you and Karen stay in your own corners.”
“This party is about fun and life and happiness,” Renee says. But…it turns into a streetfight outside The Staten Island Mall.
As Karen and Drita ready themselves for the party, they both seem to want to be polite and nice and adhere to the “separate corners” rule. On her way to her own party, Renee says that she’s endured enough drama lately and she’s just “praying for a drama-free evening.” When Renee walks in, she makes what seems a pre-rehearsed entrance.
Do your thing girl!
And the first person she makes a beeline for is the one person who was there for her throughout her entire recovery, the person who she says has never been there for her as much as he was in these past couple of months, Junior.
And if you don’t approve of their relationship:
Tensions arise at the party when Renee invites all her girls up to the dance floor and instead of mingling with the likes of Karen and Ramona up there, Drita goes outside. Big Ang tries to broker a deal and asks Drita if she’ll try to resolve things with Karen then and there, even though everyone has been saying all night that it would really be best if these two stay away from each other and talk about their issues another time. WHY DOESN’T ANYONE REMEMBER THAT THAT’S WHAT THE PLAN WAS?
“All of a sudden I see Ramona and Karen headed towards the balcony,” Renee says. “Someone’s going over.”
She’s telling the truth! Someone is going over.
Next week that is