WE HATE: CROCKS (Period)

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW! Sorry Crock Lovers-Your time is up! We’ve been silent for too long. IT’S A PLASTIC SHOE. We’re tired of you dragging your feet, in your cut off sweats making a mockery of FLY Society. WE DELETE YOU. We Can’t stand the sight of you-legs dangling out of strollers. Getting on rides at Amusement Parks. GET THEE BEHIND! So What if they’re comfortable-So are Orthopedic Shoes

We don’t see anybody rockin these with Skinny Jeans and Ray Bans! NURSE!! If you have a foot problem, Maybe. We’re not cruel. IF NOT. Stop this Madness!

This is when the Joke becomes uneasy. Why is this Alive? It’s a Bird-NO-It’s -A -Plane, *SIGH* it’s  A Shoe Crock. Your DISGUSTING.

Put these Right Next to your Chinese Slippers and Mandals -in Fashion Hell. We Might go PETA on your Arse when we see you. IT’S A WAR GOING ON OUTSIDE - NO MAN IS SAFE. The Only exception- Children-who can’t speak. Case Closed.

Stay FLY

~ by Rae of Stuff Fly People Like on August 7, 2008.

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8 Responses to “WE HATE: CROCKS (Period)”

  1. 100,000% agreed. Crocs should die.

    Aimee F. Baby said this on August 7, 2008 at 4:34 pm

  2. I was gonna say you forgot the Jesus sandals, but then… i scrolled down. LMAO

    i never could stand crocs even tho my pops just bought him a pair and has been raving about them ever since… i guess they’re comfortable. So fashion is sacraficed for comfort. When you say it like that it makes sense. I guess FLY and SENSE dont match lol…. i tend to pick FLY more times than not so, where does that put me? lol

    Fresh said this on August 7, 2008 at 6:07 pm

  3. It puts you with me- FLY over SENSE-ALL DAY! Sounds Horrible..But they have Comfotable Shoes that are FLY Too….

    Rae of Stuff Fly People Like said this on August 7, 2008 at 6:18 pm

  4. hey hey.. i dont dig crocs either. but my mom does and im NOT gonna let yhou talk shit about ma momma

    akapluto said this on August 7, 2008 at 7:59 pm

  5. then tell your momma to stop wearing crocs!!!

    nichole said this on August 7, 2008 at 8:16 pm

  6. LMFAO, this seriously made my evening!

    I’m so tired of people wearing crocs AND THEN on top of that have the nerve to have dirty ass feet!!! Where is your sense of dignity? LOL

    don't give a croc. said this on August 7, 2008 at 9:23 pm

  7. Yes “akapluto”, Please tell your mother to stop wearing crocs! Crocs are not the bizness and whoever should wear them, they should be tripped and fall face first. Was that mean? Sorry…

    Gabriel of Stuff Fly People Like said this on August 7, 2008 at 10:54 pm

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    WE HATE: DOO RAGS « Stuff Fly People Like said this on August 11, 2008 at 2:27 pm

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