Stuff Fly People Like

Gabe: “No One” looks a classy as Ms. Keys! You are really giving us “A Sharp” right now! Right Rae…

Rae:” looking good Mrs. Keys (whew, her shape is the BIZNESS)-But whats happening behind you is that chick crying…?”

G: Real Playas Wear Pink! Bobby V is bringing Pink back but with a grown & sexy swag to it…but homie in the back with his arms crossed is giving you the side-eye bobby! You might wanna throw some “Blackberry Molasses” in his eyes! 

R:“Bobby V looks great, casual and sharp-He needs to turn around and say “Hi Hater!”..Homie is too madd at you, LMAO!

G: Hmmm…maybe there was a breeze for “Breezy” in LA? I heard it was hot though. The Lil’ Guy looks Fly-er than Chris. Is it me or does Chris have a red/blondish highlight across the top of his mohawk?…

R:” Breezy -Isn’t it hot in LA? Lil Man is mean Muggin’ But he’s FLY! Those lil Dunks….FLY!

G: We have to applaud Gabbie’s Publicist. She doesn’t miss a beat! She always looks great! Good looks Gabbie! Show the peeps how to wear white in an elegant way!

R:” Luv Gabbie she’s Giving Deliver us from Eva right here…She looks elegant, very classy”

G: JHud’s looks incredible right here and the new haircut adds a great touch! Great squeeze JHud! You Betta Do It! 

R:” Heavy, Heavy… Luv the buzz cut Jen, and the Silhouette looks lovely-Squuuuueezze Its Crunch time!”

G: Jordin Sparks is giving us the Bow-leg Couture Ghetto Stance! LOL! But can she breath? She looks great though. The hair highlights matching the dress is a no-no…

R:“Not sure about the color, but we luv the dress..she standing as if she has” No Air (air, air)-LOL!”

G: Someone got their Lace Fronts Today! “Okkkaaaayyyy!!!(Lil Kim says)”…Lil’ Kim looks cute and the LV bag was a nice touch. The hair has to go back to Canal Street though…hmph! SMH….The devil is busy.

R:” Uhhh Kim is working what she has, I aint madd-She should have left that wig on the set of Bootylicous though…”                

G: Solange is a hit or miss situation and right now, she missed by a curve ball. She looks ok but maybe its just the wig that I can’t get pass. And is that a dead bird or a purse? 

R: “Nicole Scherzinger looks so different!! Where are the rest of the girls?

G: Get it Carra! You look Fab-u-lous!!! A little tightness in the thigh area but you are working it!  

R:” The buck stops here, no more weight loss…. you look good though…real good”

G: Only Lil’ Mama can work this one! She is “What It Is”!!! 

R:” I luv Mama, I really do and this is what I expected….its soooo lil’ Mama-get it Mama!”

G: Where is your father SJ? Cuz “YOOOOUUUU” need a good ass beatin’! We know you are 17 but you don’t have to look like it. This is clearly some toddler swag…SMH…

R:“Foolishness-I want to slit my throat right now-This is why he’s not taken seriously, This is a Disaster-in the words of Laurie Ann Gibson-”Too much Honey, too much”…I wish I could throw him in the Garbage..

G: Keyshia, you are working those legs and you look beautiful but the Yellow Sesame Street Big Bird look is not Fly.  

R:” Not feeling the yellow…Key Key should have chosen another color..Let this look Go…”

G: I love me some Keri! The Platinum Jumper is not something I would have placed her in though. You still beautiful Keri! 

R:” I digress, I luv Keri, not in love with the jumper…..Keri is a Beauty to behold……”

G: David B seems to look very clean and casual in this pic. Very good look. Wish i can see the rest of the outfit…

R:“David your the only one with a pic from the waist up…No fair…pass”

G: Hmmm…almost Rihanna! where are my scissors? I would have cut this very short. Way too long for her but she looks radiant! 

R:” Shouldve been shorter…..Rhi Rhi’s make up is stunning! “

G: Cassie!!! Love you Girl!! Will you marry me?? Lol. Just kidding! You look lovely! 

R:” Simply beautiful, get it Cassie!”

G: Hmph…I have no words.  

R:“What is this? I need answers…..I can’t even think…  A big Shiny bandanna?? You are a T-Pain…”